22 Paquetes

I once spent two weeks in Germany. Not once did I see an advertisement in English, nor did I expect to, nor was I at all offended. I am perturbed, though, that taxpayer money is being utilized to tell people to drink less sugar. Mind your own business and sell that poster space to a business that actually works for a living.

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Smelly transients
Parents acting like children
Clipping fingernails

Will Exploit Child's Talent for Money

A young mother and her cute little girl step on the train. The doors close and mother hands daughter a violin. Girl plays twinkle twinkle little star. I thought she was just having fun, but then she began to walk down the aisle with her violin case in the open position. Inside the case was a couple dollar bills and some change. I hope they gathered enough dough today for a frosty 40oz for mother.

Classy Teenagers - Thanks LAUSD

Loud girls near the back of the car, so I sit near the front. Lucky me, loud guy near front talking to loud girls in back. Girl to Guy: "What you looking at ho?" Guy to Girl: "Nothing slut." Girl: "Slut is different than ho, and I ain't no slut."