Leave the bucket at home

I understand that some people don't have cars in which to utilize to pick up dinner. Does this excuse bringing a large bucket of fried chicken onto the train, stinking up the entire car? Not in this jerk's mind. Please consider those around you, inconsiderate sub-being.

I'd like to ass you a few questions

I am all for enjoying the freedoms that the Lord has provided.  But when you have an ass the size of two or more train seats, then try to squeeze into one that is in between two passengers (including me), you have gone too far.  If you said excuse me, or if it even crossed my mind that you would actually plop down like that without warning, I would have gladly given up my seat.  Instead, I was stuck in-between your ass and a hard place for a number of stops.

22 Paquetes

I once spent two weeks in Germany. Not once did I see an advertisement in English, nor did I expect to, nor was I at all offended. I am perturbed, though, that taxpayer money is being utilized to tell people to drink less sugar. Mind your own business and sell that poster space to a business that actually works for a living.

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Smelly transients
Parents acting like children
Clipping fingernails

Will Exploit Child's Talent for Money

A young mother and her cute little girl step on the train. The doors close and mother hands daughter a violin. Girl plays twinkle twinkle little star. I thought she was just having fun, but then she began to walk down the aisle with her violin case in the open position. Inside the case was a couple dollar bills and some change. I hope they gathered enough dough today for a frosty 40oz for mother.

Classy Teenagers - Thanks LAUSD

Loud girls near the back of the car, so I sit near the front. Lucky me, loud guy near front talking to loud girls in back. Girl to Guy: "What you looking at ho?" Guy to Girl: "Nothing slut." Girl: "Slut is different than ho, and I ain't no slut."