I'd like to ass you a few questions

I am all for enjoying the freedoms that the Lord has provided.  But when you have an ass the size of two or more train seats, then try to squeeze into one that is in between two passengers (including me), you have gone too far.  If you said excuse me, or if it even crossed my mind that you would actually plop down like that without warning, I would have gladly given up my seat.  Instead, I was stuck in-between your ass and a hard place for a number of stops.